Saturday, November 13, 2010

My Take on Jargon

It is a really strenuous task being a biotechnology graduate looking up an IT company website, where certain terms like 'domains', 'verticals' , 'markets' , 'upturn' , 'venture capitals', etc pop up in most of the pages.When I am doing this I feel  learning basic communication English is insufficient for an individual to enter the REAL Business world. There is this arena which a college student never comes in contact to- the industry requirements, which is actually true. We are too busy with 'olarifying', 'bulb kudthufying' , 'Smalichifying'  half the time that we are looked archaic in the beginning in the biz world .But after all, what is college life without all these 'typical' jargon, the next 20 years your are destined to be thrusted  the responsibility of using it either at office or at least to understand what your husband or brother comes home ranting about from his office.

Secondly, there is a gadget language being spoken today , where you have terms like  speed,  microprocessor, RAM, Battery life time, support features, Android-Smart phone,Touch,Tab, Pad( I have picked up the simple ones, because I am very bad at equipping these terms myself, thanks to God for blessing me with the ability to understand things, but I find it difficult to use such jargon ,if truth be said) Being a person who is really not keen on learning this kind of jargon at school, I entered college, but never did I think that after handling my pal's mob would I turn out watching a 'Gadget Guru' or a' TechnoHolik', which was a show i used to skip, it was like Greek and Latin then.Following technical blogs for past few months, may be a transformation to suit a new field I am heading towards. Or have I have turned out to be a victim of the technology revolution , it should be an "Artificial Evolution'' ?


 Artificial Evolution!
Everything at home seems to be 'S.M.A.R.T.' - something which can do a job on its own with few instructions. Washing Machines, Televisions, Automobile, Mobile phones , Microwave ovens, Refrigerators, Air Conditioners, the list seems to go on. Just imagine how a idiot box working with an antenna had to be kept steady with a piece of steel rod, after a gentle wind made it wobble, is now DTH connection based! Amazing is the HD television, giving you a real time picture clarity. Of course all this happens at the cost of investment and not all Indian homes can afford it, but its happening everywhere, India is heading towards the great technology make over, which is sure to bring India to the top very soon. When the west comes hunting for recruiters to our nation , the super power dream is not far behind folks! 

So ultimately coming to the point, an individual cannot remain oblivious to the jargon anymore, its better to know the basics of it. Happy Jargon!

Friday, November 5, 2010

Aish Replayyy

Aishwarya Rai Bachchan turned 37 this week, the diva seems to rule the box office even at this age, with eyes popping out irrespective of age and gender captivated by the beauty and charm, she may well continue to rule the film world in her forties as well.This year the Mistress of Spices has four films in her kitty, Raavan, Endiran/Robot, Guzaarish and Action Replayy , every movie is special either for its magnificent star cast or director's cult status. The lady who began her career under the direction of Mani Ratnam in Iruvar along side one of the most talented actors of the country, Mohanlal and then went on to mesmerize us as the Madhumitha in  Shankar's Jeans, seems to have either a Midas touch which turns most of her movies into landmarks in Indian Cinema. Aishwarya may be the most beautiful face of the Indian cinema but that doesn't put her acting skills under question. I personally feel that her acting talent is hidden by the kind of charm her face bears, many films stand a testimony to the same: whether its the role of the love lost woman in Kandukondain Kandukondein,the abused wife in Provoked, the reverent Jodha, the married woman who searches for her boyfriend along with her husband on the streets of London in Hum Dil De Chuke Sanam, a
hot babe in Dhoom2, the cop in Khaki , the Manasi of  Taal or the rustic gangster's sister in Josh.

The role she essayed should be envied by every actress, having  played dramatic roles such as Paro of Devdas to the item girl in Shakti with Shahrukh Khan, she seems to have checked most of the list of characters an actress would love to play in her life. She has acted with every top actor in Bollywood starting with the Khans, Govinda, Akshay Kumar ,Ajay Devgan, SanjayDutt, Akshay Khanna, Bobby Deol, Abhishek Bachchan, Hrithik Roshan to the South Indian 'superstars' like Rajnikanth, Mohanlal, Mamooty Nagarjuna, Vikram, Ajith and Prithviraj.

If the roles are not sufficient to seriously be impressed by this lady's luck, she has danced to some of the best tunes churned by the top notch music directors, songs which exploit her dancing prowess and create magic on screen. She creates a kind of illusion on screen which makes us watch the video of the song with rapt attention.The elegance and limber in her dance makes us stop wondering on why she is always the beauty queen despite having won the Miss World title nearly 18 years back. It take a lot of attitude and persistent hard work both on the physical and mental front to be still treated as a Diva, when young and vivacious actresses are entering the market.

Having essayed many of these roles,a billion people are  waiting to watch her play the most special role any woman on this planet is blessed by Him to play! Good Luck ASH!

Monday, November 1, 2010

The Lapse of a Capricorn

OCT 23 rd: On 18/10/2010 I was roaming in the corridors to stealthily escape from my college to prepare for my exams. It was then that i was informed of a placement by a US based Biotech company the subsequent day. For a person like me who is waitng for every opportunity to escape to the US without an inch of financial trouble to her parents...my dreams vroomed to a lab in the neuroscience department in a university where i was testing the possibility of simulating a human brain with circuits! Awesome it sounds na! Thud! Everything fell down like a cloud burst....washed off the way even Brahmaputra would be kind enough not to if it had met me....! 

All dreams transcended the speed of light with a false promise or rather an offer for an interview by a company to make my professor's students their " workforce" !  I piled up my documents for the INTERVIEW with the 'coveted' company. I browsed through their website may be 'n' times , where n is greater than 24 hrs! I  looked up Naukri.com , Jobsahead, and all job search engines to identify the job profile.Then got a profile of a HR staff of that 'expertise' demanding company on FB through my friend and looked through every comment and post for the slightest hint of the company's expectations. My hopes started turning into multistorey buildings ( the way our CWG complexes were constructed).

 On 23/10/2010 , ready to attend the interview and post the ' PLACED' term that evening on my Fb wall...to announce to the world of my financial security o n the cyber space. And their after 15 min of my arrival at the hotel for an interview....my friend bombed me with the news of the interview unlikely to happen.It was then that I was slowly laughing at myself like a nut , unable to see all the castles and advanced wishes of a job fall one by one...!!!Hmm...may be lesson learnt is don't Dream too BIG! :)

The Capricornian Nature seems to be too much in me - The ambitious nature! Need to change a bit! :)
Better luck next time to me and my friends!:)

Wednesday, October 27, 2010

N Krishnan is the only Indian in a list of 10 heroes that CNN has picked worldwide to honour!

This is an extract from a forward describing the work of  Narayan Krishnan , one among ten voted for CNN heroes.

New Delhi:  If you had not heard of Narayanan Krishnan, as I had not, it is a collective failure. This is one of the most incredible stories of personal commitment
Narayanan Krishnan, all of 29 years old now, does what he was professionally trained to do as a chef. Feed people. Only Krishnan does not do this in the swanky confines of a 5-star hotel. Every day, he wakes up at 4 am, cooks a simple hot meal and then, along with his team, loads it in a van and travels about 200 km feeding the homeless in Madurai, Tamil Nadu.

Krishnan feeds, often with his hands, almost 400 destitute people every day. And for those who need it, he provides a free haircut too.

According to CNN, eight years ago, this award-winning chef with a five-star hotel chain was all set to go to Switzerland for a high-profile posting. On a visit to a Madurai temple, he came across a homeless, old man eating his own human waste. That stark sight changed Krishnan's life.

Much to the dismay of his parents, CNN says, Krishnan abandoned his career plans and decided to spend his life and his professional training in looking after those who could not care for themselves. He has provided more than 1.2 million hot meals through his nonprofit organisation Akshaya Trust, and now hopes to extend this to shelter for the homeless too.
 
Krishnan is the only Indian in a list of 10 heroes that CNN has picked worldwide to honour. One of them will be chosen CNN Hero of the Year, selected by the public through an online poll. If many Indians get together to vote for this inspiring man, he can win by a long mile.
 

If Krishnan wins he will get $100,000 in addition to the $25,000 that he gets for being shortlisted for the Top 10. Akshaya Trust needs all the monetary support it can get to build on Krishnan's dream. Let's help him get there.



Vote for Krishnan here.   (http://heroes.cnn.com/vote.aspx)The poll continues through November 18 at 6 a.m. ET. 




Thursday, October 21, 2010

MISSION DEACTIVATION





Grr....I really support the claim that Facebook makes you unproductive!! It makes you sit and look at those posts and other crap which other people comment on somebody else's wall!! Hey why the hell am I interested in what others are doing in their lives???Hmmm.... This is the second time I have deleted FB account ...the first time did it was before my GRE...thanks to tat i really utilized the 24 hrs of every day to get a good score! This time its my career at stake due to FB..i can't risk it...Have missed too many buses..can't afford to miss this as well..i 'll die of unemployment!! :(:( God...blogging is much more interesting..get to learn SO many things! I LOVE YOU BLOGGER!!

Sunday, October 17, 2010

MBA story


With the CAT round the corner..i felt that this article may be of some use to any aspirant of the 'Master of Business Administration degree'


By Debashis Chatterjee, 14/10/2010
Surviving an MBA: The untold story


IIM-K director takes you into a world of no baths, no breakfasts, no time


The IIMs produce roughly 5 per cent of the MBA population in the country. We select our students through the Combined Admissions Test (CAT) examination. For every 100 students who take the CAT exam, only one makes it to one of the IIMs. The CAT-scanned boys and girls represent a selection of excellence that is unparalleled in the world.

The popularity of the MBA program comes from a very stiff entry barrier and multiple exit options in the form of job opportunities. This is unlike university courses where the entry barrier is not that high and job options are much less.

It is only natural, then, that recruiters in industry pay a lot of attention to our students and consider them fit for lucrative jobs. Where else would recruiters find such tried and tested students with a very high degree of general intelligence?

Having started on a note of optimism, I wish to share with you the untold story of what actually happens once you get into the MBA programme. The views expressed here do not pertain to IIMs in particular, but to most good MBA schools in general.


Getting admission to the MBA program is only part of the story. Being selected is just one function of your test-taking ability. It may not have much to do with your managerial ability. Your success in the jobs you get will depend not just on your quantitative and verbal skills that had helped you successfully crack the CAT.

The challenges on the job will demand a lot more: social skills, ethical behaviour, capacity for on-the job-learning, emotional maturity and leadership. Here, I attempt to highlight some of these: The learning curve: From the day one of joining the program, you have to move steeply up the learning curve. Your accelerated learning has to accommodate reading upto 200 pages of printed matter a day.

The readings will include case studies, books and newspapers for general awareness. You will be dissecting a human enterprise with the help of theories of demand, constraints, emotions and behaviour. You will be tested for your ability of not just learning by rote, but also learning from the experience of practising mangers and some wise professors.

Time & self-management: You have to complete at least 36 courses of 30 contact hours each in two years. Time passes by like a rocket and if you are not self-organised, you may feel like an astronaut who has just missed the spacecraft! Everything here may seem to be at an accelerated pace than your "previous life". Some B-schools insist on a minimum percentage of class attendance. So, chronic bunking downgrades you in more ways than one.

Every day you may have to make critical multiple choice decisions about time management. One student describes this as follows: (a) have bath and breakfast both (becoming rarity in campus), (b) bath but no breakfast, (c) breakfast but no bath, and (d) neither (becoming an alarmingly regular option).

The mess food: The food in the mess, like in most students' mess, is likely to obey the law of marginal utility that you study in economics: the more you have, the less you want to have. A student light-heartedly describes mess food as an advance warning: "You may have a stomach-churning unforgettable experience of drinking a liquid preparation that the mess cook calls soup!"

There are some students who overeat as a defence against anxiety they are unable to handle. This gorging is more evident before exams--you eat as an advanced compensation before you are eaten up by your exams! In all earnestness, you may have to plan the right diet for you to be in match condition for the challenging MBA curriculum.

Each year, some students are asked to repeat or abandon the programme because they are not able to cope. You certainly do not want to be one of them. Gender parity: Most high-profile MBA program have adverse gender ratios that are generally skewed in favour of male students (about 90%).

Women constitute roughly 10% of the batch size. At IIM-Kozhikode this year, we have some good news for those who believe that women make good managers: about one-third of the incoming MBA batch of 300 will be women. This is very different from the usual. It means that you have to be man enough to be very well-behaved and courteous before an intelligent female classmate.

All the women that you would see here have come on their own merit and deserve to be respected for who they are. Besides, most women come with the requisite social and managerial skills that make them equal to or more than men in the eyes of the top recruiters of the world.

Think of Indra Nooyi, CEO of PepsiCo, or Chanda Kochhar, MD and CEO of ICICI Bank--you will get the picture.

Multi-dimensional character: If you are a potential Nobel laureate and a social entrepreneur like Muhammud Yunus, you will not be a complete misfit in the MBA course. We have had people who have owned their own football clubs and scripted promos for Bollywood after passing out from IIMs.

Yunus of Grameen Bank, for instance, talks about the multi-dimensional man who does not want to do business for profit alone. He says we can put poverty in the museum. Imagine! So, what is this multi-dimensional human? Yunus thinks people are motivated by a variety of impulses--not simply a desire to get filthy rich. The existing system, says Yunus, has created a one-dimensional human being to play the role of business leader. We've insulated him from the rest of life, the religious, emotional, political, and social.

He is dedicated to one mission only-maximise profit. If you want to change the system being part of the system, you are welcome to IIM Kozhikode. Here we encourage not exclusive mercenaries, but inclusive excellence. We are privileged here to create socially sensitive citizens who would some day lead India in their chosen paths of excellence.

(The author is Director, IIM-Kozhikode.)

Source: The Financial Express